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Insurance. There was this international contest for the best life insurance policy.

There was this international contest for the best life insurance policy. Hey, Actuarial Majors take note! a la Miss Universe. Bob Barker was the emcee:

Contestant No. 1 (from an American firm represented by an obnoxious one of those TV-host-late-nig ...
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Joke posted in the category: Business & Investing Jokes, Insurance Jokes, Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: insurance, american, international, filipino, japanese, life, blonde, german, little, death, beer, bush, bob barker. Special tags for this joke: long insurance jokes, long filipino jokes, long business & investing jokes, long country jokes, long jokes.

Milk The Bull. For the finals of the Australian Cow Milking Championship, an Australian, a German

For the finals of the Australian Cow Milking Championship, an Australian, a German and a Filipino were given 15 minutes each to milk as much as they could from cows assigned to them. After 15 minutes...

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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Australian Jokes, Filipino Jokes, German Jokes. Tags for this joke: australian, german, filipino, cow, cows, australian cow milking championship, cow milking championship, australian cow milking, milking championship, contestant, australian cow, championship, cow milking.

Racist Filipino Joke. Whats brown and white and flops on the beach?

What's brown and white and flops on the beach?

A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?

It's where you catch de bus.

How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?

Ho ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes, Insult Jokes, Racial Jokes, Racist Jokes. Tags for this joke: filipino, bus, vegetarian, filipinos, walking, racist, bunny, loves, feet, fish, dog, devastation, choose.

Spielberg and a Pinoy Guy Joke

An asian guy went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.

After a couple of beers, the guy sensed that Spielberg was glaring ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Real Jokes. Tags for this joke: guy, vietnamese, bartender, filipino, alcohol, chinese, couple, famous, flying, asian, bird, feet, hell. Special tags for this joke: long filipino jokes, long real jokes, long country jokes, long jokes.

100 Best Things About Being Pinoy

FROM the 1896 Revolution to the first Philippine Republic, the Commonwealth period, the EDSA Revolt, and the tiger cub economy, history marches on. Thankfully, however, some things never change. Like the classics, things irresistibly Pinoy mark us fo ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: jesus christ, filipino, family, food, life, filipinos, times, beer, love, chicken, ethnic, people, fish. Special tags for this joke: long filipino jokes, long country jokes, long jokes.

Joe, Fred And Erap In Brunei

Erap, Joe De V and Fred Lim are soliciting campaign funds from the Sultan of Brunei. The Sultan has a very intelligent horse, who understands English but is lame. Sultan says he will donate a million dollars to the candidate who can make the horse la ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: horse, president, running, money, filipino, hindi, face, erap, joe, erap whispers, horse ignores, sultan, philippines. Special tags for this joke: long filipino jokes, long country jokes, long jokes.

A Filipino In Canada

A Filipino guy from Bicol tries very hard to come to Canada. In doing so he spent all his money and sold all his valuables so after he gets out of the Canadian airport he takes the bus to go stay at his relatives' house

He thinks to himself, &q ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: white guy, guy, filipino, bus, canadian, money, man, filipino guy, canada, bicol, galit, cool.

Judicial Clerk. A judicial clerk in a small and far-flung provincial court had to translate, from

A judicial clerk in a small and far-flung provincial court had to translate, from Tagalog to English, the following passage uttered by a witness:

"Pagkatapos ng kung ano-ano ay nagdatingan ang kung sino-sino!"

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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: flung provincial court, judicial clerk, flung provincial, provincial court, judicial, clerk, provincial, translate, court, flung, small, kung, sino.

A Filipino In Heaven

A Filipino man died and went to heaven. Before he could enter the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter had to ask him three questions.

The first one Saint Peter asked was, "How many days are there in a week?"

The Filipino man answered, "Three. ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: filipino, man, question, heaven, questions, father, gates, phone, question peter asked, filipino man, peter asked, question peter, man answered.

License Plate. There once was a Filipino man who worked at the grocery store and noticed that someone

There once was a Filipino man who worked at the grocery store and noticed that someone left their lights on their vehicle. He decided to be a good Samaritan and announced the following over the intercom system: "excush mae, der eez a ca wit de l ...
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Joke posted in the category: Country Jokes, Filipino Jokes. Tags for this joke: filipino, man, grocery store, filipino man, grocery, license, noticed, lights, worked, store.